D3 body, D1 cock
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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