Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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