I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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