My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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