How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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