Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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