im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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