she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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