I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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