Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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