I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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