I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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