I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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