idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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