I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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