If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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