would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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