Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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