ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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