idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Found your dick twin last night
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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