i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
