first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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