I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
And then he peed in my hair
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