He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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