Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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