lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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