he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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