pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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