i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
