So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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