Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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