Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
