I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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