They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Barsexuality is the new black.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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