nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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