Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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