Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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