Can i not drive my cunt home
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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