do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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