i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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