He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
My ass is underappreciated
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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