so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
