Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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