I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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