Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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