Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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