Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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