i permit you to call me
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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