the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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