I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You smell like stripper and shame
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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