talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
