Duck Duck Cougar?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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