Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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