I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
