what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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